Yes, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and take on a wild ride full of incredibleness! "copyright Bear" is an absolute trip, in more the ways you could imagine. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a shocking horror comedy that is sure to be sure to make you scratch at your brain, and considering the choices made by bears and drug smugglers.
copyright Bear
As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style along with grace. And a skill at dumping his goods in some of the most unlucky places. And he had no idea that he was set to by accident create the legend of the 20th century "copyright Bear!"
Don't be able to remember what you think you know about bears or their eating habits. This film adopts a unique stance and postulates that when bears are addicted to copyright, they not only party, but they get bloody! Don't be a fool, Godzilla you've got a new reigning king, and there's a bear with a habit of consuming powdered substances.
Our characters, including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and the innocent bystanders who were unable to get from the paper bag can keep you amazed. Their collective incompetence is truly a sight to behold. If you're ever at a loss for something to laugh about then just think about Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out any crime, without accidentally shooting one another.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters found in "Frozen." The two hikers come across an abundant supply of Colombian goodness, and before you say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the copyright bear's irresistible hunger. In reality, who would need someone to play Disney princess when there's animals that snort and roar on the loose?
It strikes the right equilibrium between horror and comedy which makes you laugh at when you laugh and then grip your popcorn fearfully the next. As the body count climbs, it's more than your hair on the neck, which is why you'll want to cheer at each death with a wicked joy. This is something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
Let's discuss the ultimate showdown. Imagine the scene: a waterfall running in the background our brave family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry prepared to fight The copyright Bear. It's an epic battle for an era, complete with fireballs, roars of the bear and enough white powder make Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think that the bear has been killed you, it's brought back by a copyright explosion! Talk about a new era of legendary proportions.
Yes "copyright Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing is just as quick like a drunk squirrel making you scratch your head and asking yourself if that film reel could have been used for scratching platform. It's not a problem, viewers, because the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. The bear is the star of the show, even if the editing team seemed to be on a sugar rush their own.
The story is an amalgamation from tension, double crosses, in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Also, when the credits start rolling as you go home with a smirk in your eyes, think of the final word of advice from the reviewer: Keep bears away (blog post) from food, especially not drugs or fellow hiking buddies. Don't be fooled, it's not going to have a positive outcome for anyone.
You're now ready to grab your popcorn and buckle up and be swept away by the world of "copyright Bear." It's a truly unique experience that'll leave you in tears, while you contemplate the nature of bears, and the hidden party potential.